Thursday, 29 October 2015

I HATE Answering Telesale Calls.


Caller: Hi my name is Mark Trotter from > insert company name here<.
            How are you today ma'am?

Me: Hi.

Caller: Ok we are with >insert company name here<.

Me: Can you please quickly tell me what this is about?

Caller: You want me to speak Hindi?

Me: No, I just want to know what this is about so I can hang up.

Caller: Ok I am calling in regards to pension review...

Me: I don't work.

Caller: Oh are you student? What about your parents, are they at home?

Me: No they're not.

Caller: How old are you?

Me: 21.

Caller: Oh you're like me. I'm 21.

Me: Ok...

Caller: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: That's a very personal question to ask.

Caller: Oh ok.

Me: Bye. *Hangs up*.