Caller: Hi my name is Mark Trotter from > insert company name here<.
How are you today ma'am?
Caller: Ok we are with >insert company name here<.
Me: Can you please quickly tell me what this is about?
Caller: You want me to speak Hindi?
Me: No, I just want to know what this is about so I can hang up.
Caller: Ok I am calling in regards to pension review...
Me: I don't work.
Caller: Oh are you student? What about your parents, are they at home?
Me: No they're not.
Caller: How old are you?
Caller: Oh you're like me. I'm 21.
Caller: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: That's a very personal question to ask.
Caller: Oh ok.
Me: Bye. *Hangs up*.