The Drunk: His birthday is next year.
The Tipsy: It's actually this Thursday.
The Sober: What if... what if our birthdays, weren't actually our birthdays? What if we were born and our parents lied to us about our birthday? We don't know when we were born, we only know what we've been told.
The Drunk: Yeah, what if we were lied to!
The Tipsy to the Sober: You're the sober one here and you're acting like the drunk one!
The end.
